A funny conversation

>WOMAN: What would you do if I died?
> Would you get married again?
>MAN: Definitely not!
>WOMAN: Why not – don’t you like being married?
>MAN: Of course I do.
>WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
>MAN: Okay, I’d get married again.
>WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
>MAN: (makes audible groan)
>WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
>MAN: Where else would we sleep?
>WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace
>them with Pictures of her?
>MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
>WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
>MAN: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.
>WOMAN: – – – silence – – –
>MAN: Shit.

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